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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Well, female body is a work of art.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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So I'm glad we had a talk and worked this out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Yup. I think this will work.

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So get this. I'm in the bathroom at work today...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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By the way, my bad naked demo didn't quite work.

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I happen to have a very steady boyfriend.

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My sense of it is you're probably wasting time working piecemeal:

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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But I just don't know if I see myself working with ice cream.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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-You seem to be with a lot of men. -What?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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Ten years ago, waking up next to a woman liked this...

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And here's to David Puddy for helping me install a much-needed...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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A drafty apartment. A sweaterless friend.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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He has to do is count his blessings, say a prayer and he's done.

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Oh, a germaphobe.

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Take a look at his neck, not to mention the melon sitting on top of it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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It's like watching a fat guy catch a cannonball...

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That is not a good look for a man.

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Why not? It's a good look for a woman.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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But when you have a faucet instead of a tongue...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E09 The Apology

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She did a full-body flex on a pickle jar.