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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Okay, Jerry, that's fine.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...not good.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Everything I have I owe to this face.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Not good. I'm a moron.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Good day, gentlemen. -Yeah, bye-bye.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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It's good to have you back.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Once he passes the test, you'll have sex and you'll be fine.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Who is Pericles? -Pericles is correct.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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He's a doctor. He's a very good doctor.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Oh, he is.

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Is Kramer home?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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What? What is going on? What is that about?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Is this a repeat?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...but Tuesday's no good. I'm doing Career Day at my junior high.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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What is tungsten or wolfram?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Who is Sir Arthur Conan Doyle?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...there was a pretty good chance I was never gonna have sex again anyway.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-What is Borax? -Yes, you are right.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Like this afternoon-- What is chicken Kiev?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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What is your answer to number 74?