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Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.7s

It's a bitch to get here. It's two subways.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.8s

...for a week, so I can't park it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.9s

Yeah, a cup of coffee should cover it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3s

Let's put a few cookies in a blender and he could drink it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.8s

- It's not even my car. It's a rental. - What are you doing out there?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.3s

But at this point in my life, I'm not really sure...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.9s

- How you gonna hold it on there? - Use a belt.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.3s

It's good, isn't it?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

4s

Anyone goes near it, anyone disturbs it, it's:

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.8s

Yeah, it looked like you were in a real conversation over there.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.9s

Your whole business is based on other drivers. It's a rented car.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.6s

Wouldn't it be nice to have a car alarm that was more subtle?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3s

Let me talk to him. Give it, give it, give it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.8s

- Yeah. Like 50 bucks a month. - How many people does he do it for?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.8s

...is so that the car will behave as if it was a nervous, hysterical person.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.4s

Wait, hold it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.4s

It is disgusting.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

5.4s

Seinfeld. I made a reservation for a midsize, and she's a small.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.3s

- A cookie! - Can you give him a cookie?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.5s

Oh, wait a-