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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Oh, my God.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I must have picked it up.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Oh, my God. -What's wrong?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Oh, my God, you had sex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...stand-up comedy may be the career for you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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These people aren't gonna let themselves be flicked...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Oh, yeah, people really seem to be enjoying themselves.

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-I don't wanna be one of those guys. -What guys?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...next, you're being bumped in high schools, colleges, trade schools.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Cancelled? But I was supposed to be on tomorrow night.

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Once he passes the test, you'll have sex and you'll be fine.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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So how long is this not gonna be a problem for me?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Just because a person's a smoker doesn't mean he's not a human being.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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By the time this case gets to trial, he'll be nothing more than a shrunken head.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-The who? -The tobacco companies.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-The guy with the lizard? -Yes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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"Winnie-the-" blank.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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The Portuguese waitress?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...that will illuminate the mind and dazzle the eye.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Calculate the velocity, V, in relation to the trajectory, T...