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Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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No meat, no leftovers, no butter.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- No, no. - All right, flip it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- Case closed. - No, no. You don't understand.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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No crying, no guilt. Winner takes all and that's it. Agreed?

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- Tails. - No, it hit the table.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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You have no hot water.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I'm sitting there with a carrot.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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No soft cheeses of any kind.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- You have insurance, right, buddy? - No.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- Do you ever find anything? - No.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I'm living with Ethel Merman without the talent.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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No. The waitresslactress. She just got some part...

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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Straight choose, three takes it. No disputes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- It affects it. - You didn't call no interference.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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I don't know how you put up with this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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...to come up with a theme for their careers anymore.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- We're just so thrilled with this place. - It's a dream.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- Would you take the place? - No. Impossible. It's your apartment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- I'm not looking. - No, this one's different. It's a beauty.

Seinfeld (1989) - S01E02 The Stakeout

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- All right. Now, you call it in the air. - No catching.