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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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Not as thin as you think.

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No, not at all. No problem.

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He told me not to tell you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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...and they think they're doing something. Not me.

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...and now here's her number. - Oh, you're not gonna...

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- I'd get tired of it. - How could you not?

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You see, this is not just a weekend routine.

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Why not? I thought you said everything was fine.

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- I can't believe I just told you that. - Why not?

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- Well, you just tear it open. - It's not that easy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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...because they're shut in. Of course, they're not locked in...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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- You know, you use the: - The what?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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I change the 32 waist on the label...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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The Today Sponge.

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The tag, huh?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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You know, the:

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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Off the market? The Sponge? No, no. No way.

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- The sink, the tub, everything clean? - Everything. It's spotless.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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But I'm wearing the ribbon. He's wearing the ribbon.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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I talk the talk and I walk the walk, baby.