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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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-Okay, ready and go. -Giddap.

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...or a shirt.

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...or dander of the equine.

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Not underpants.

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But I'm not.

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...or I will strip you of your associate status.

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-Why not? -It's been flagged.

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Like his bag of cans, or his other bag of cans.

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Now, I don't care where you're from, or how you got here...

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Why not just strap something to them?

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-You're not feeding him, are you? -Why?

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...or what happened to your homes, but you will have to be physically fit.

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-Well, we're gonna make it happen. -No, you're not.

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Besides, it's not stealing if it's something you need.

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I'm not eating anything in the vicinity of that book.

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So even though you're not really going out with this guy, he's...

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It's the romance of the handsome cab without the guilt...

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The government.

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...the first 24 hours are the worst.

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First it was the health club, then the supermarket, now the bookstore.