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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I went to traffic school. I didn't mind it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Everything with you comes down to toilet paper.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...and you get involved in their lives.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...as a comedian living in New York...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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That was the third bank in two weeks to turn him down...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I can't live like this. I'm being stalked.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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You- You- You can't live without being a banker.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Go to your apartment and lie down. I'll make an appointment for a doctor.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...there's a building full of people burning down. I do have to be running.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I don't know. He- He went off on some thing about pyjamas.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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What person who runs an antique store gets involved in people's lives?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Yeah, yeah. If I can't be a banker, I don't wanna live.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I can't live knowing that Ted Danson makes that much more than me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Well, so he can live without his Valium for a couple of days.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Just the day before, he was turned down by a bank.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Don't come down till you make some noodles and raise a barn.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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It knocks me down. I look up, and it's Crazy Joe Davola.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Why not get a racecar, do 200 miles an hour down the street?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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You have your highs and your lows. And it goes up and down.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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What happened to the muffin?