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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

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Sex is about love between a man and a woman, not a man and a sandwich.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

1.4s

Oh, man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

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That had nothing to do with it. The man was out of shape.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

2.8s

Not enough to make a man of you, daffodil.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

3.8s

It's probably why I can't hold a job or keep a man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

2.7s

We bought you some sessions with a personal trainer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

2.3s

...with my money!

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

1.9s

Pastrami on rye with mustard?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

2.9s

You know, play with something.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

3.4s

Your pastrami on rye with mustard.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

2.2s

There's something wrong with your car.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

3.1s

Not funny. Over your head with it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

3.3s

...with your hidden fees and your service charges.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

2.1s

- Can I borrow your car? - What's wrong with yours?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

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Oh, he's a- He's a joy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

2.9s

I can't believe I got another session with Izzy Mandelbaum.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

3.1s

No, she's going to live with her grandparents in Pennsylvania.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

1.3s

You're a riot.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

2.7s

- I thought you're with Tara tonight. - I was. I had to leave.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E04 The Blood

2.8s

No, but please tell me that's all you're gonna do with it.