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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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A lesser man would've crumbled.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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Of course. I'm a very accessible man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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...with a white-wine intravenous.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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Why does a man wanna see a woman in fur?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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So this woman you plan on hiring...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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As a young man in Cleveland, I hitchhiked to work.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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It's a total-protection moisturizer with UVA. Yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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I've seen a lot of two-headed tigers with knees.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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...right by the elevator, with the little-

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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I'm not giving him $300 now for a suit with moisturizer cream all over it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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...stepping out with my houndstooth jacket.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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...I sat down with Mr. Steinbrenner.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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My new secretary, Ada, came up with that one.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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With all due respect, sir, it's out of whack.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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Men want women with shaved legs and armpits, plucked eyebrows.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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Wait a minute.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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...with the other animal's head on top of their head, you know?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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- So you got a $25,000-a-year raise? - Yes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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- ... and my mother's fur for storage. - What are you doing with it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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She keeps it with me for when she comes up from Florida.