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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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A man gave me a massage.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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...with just a fork.

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It's even worse if you're a man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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If you're a man, you don't know what to do.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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Something's wrong with my foot. A little gangrene.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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Can't you at least die with a little dignity?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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- Everything. - All right, she cuts pasta with a knife.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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...with pillows.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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- What's the matter with him? - He's a little backed-up.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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Again with the sweatpants?

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Not much chance he's gonna be a hit man, I think, after that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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We have one with a bright young comedian, Jerry Seinfeld.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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...to walk into a room, audition and walk out with a box of raisins.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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What's with him?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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Again with the checked out.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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- Get away with what? - With what?You know what.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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Do you realize his obsession with you cost us a TV series?!

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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I'll read with her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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...with steps, completely carpeted...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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Also with her hands.