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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Don't get up. I've got change.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Oh, damn, they changed the cable stations again...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Well, just shape them, change them. You're a writer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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...and it actually counts down how much time you have left to live.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-But now is not the time. -Listen, these issues are interrelated.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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I don't know if I lost track of time or what.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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She's 1 0 times better than that awful Amber girl that you were with.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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Love to.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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...to the first Susan Ross Scholar.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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...I'll have to get someone to ghost-read it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-No. -...to virtually anyone...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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He wants to be...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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It belongs to Peterman.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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I like to work in the evenings.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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...to celebrate her birthday on the Monday after the weekend.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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What happened to Bob Sacamano?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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-The last president to have a beard? -Nixon.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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I decided to hoof it through the tunnel.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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...feel free to toss yourself into the mix.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E14 The Van Buren Boys

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...Steven Koren is going to be everything I claim to be, only for real.