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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

3.3s

Boys, I'm retiring.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.6s

You must hate hot dogs, huh?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

1.8s

- You think it's hot? - Could be.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

1.9s

- Who wants hot chocolate? - Oh, yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.1s

- So, what are you? - I'm white.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

3.5s

When are they gonna learn that news about China is an instant page-turner?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

3s

Well, grab a cigar, boys.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.7s

Hey, Morty. Your boy here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

1.8s

You gonna buy a hot dog or not?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

3.6s

So we're just a couple of white people?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

4.4s

Attaboy. Helen, Jerry got me a hot Wizard computer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

3.1s

- You didn't have a deal? - No deal. Not hot.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

4.3s

...sit in the heat, pretend it's not hot, and enforce these rules.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

4.6s

If I had one of these things I'd be eating hot dogs all the time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

4.2s

I'll tell him I got it on the street and maybe it's hot. That's his favorite.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.8s

The condo newsletter. The Boca Breeze.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.7s

Preferably from the sauna in the clubhouse.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.4s

This is the homestretch. Tomorrow's the election.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.4s

The master bedroom opens into the solarium.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

2.8s

Everyone vote for the guy in the wheelchair.