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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Jerry, so nice of you to come down here.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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A powwow? Who told you to have a powwow?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I didn't tell you to have a powwow.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Oh, I'm not going on. -What did you come down here for?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Well, that kind of brings us to why I'm here.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Got lost? We went to school here for three years.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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So if you like to tell jokes, and you love to make people laugh...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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It's good to have you back.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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To tell you about the Portuguese waitress.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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So can you come back tomorrow?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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To a woman, sex is like the garbage man.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...a guy in a jumpsuit's gonna come along and pick it up.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Who are you gonna eat to survive? -Kramer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Hey, you should come over. Tonight's pipe night.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Oh, there's a doctor right here. -No, there's not.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Can't you at least tell them what to do?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You mean, not subjecting women to your sexual advances?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...so I invited them up to my apartment to smoke.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-You can't smoke in here. -Oh, go on.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...with a Portuguese waitress. Mathematically, I had to do it, Jerry.