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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Wait a second. I know what's happening.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Okay? Now, from what I know about you...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I don't know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-What? -I think.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...and I don't know no Portuguese.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Are you all right? -I don't know. I just--

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-What? What is with all these books? -I stopped having sex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I don't know. Perhaps I can better serve the world this way.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-You gonna break up with her? -I don't know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Yeah. -All right. That's all I wanted to know.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I don't know. Dead bodies really gross me out.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You know, Louise, I think you'll find this amusing.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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What?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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What? What is going on? What is that about?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I couldn't tell you. You know, I'm not really a doctor.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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What? What are you talking about?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-What happened to your face? -What?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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What for?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You know, kind of.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-I don't wanna be one of those guys. -What guys?