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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.5s

He's a doctor. He's a very good doctor.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.9s

But you're basically a doctor. I mean, people do call you doctor?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.9s

That's the dream of becoming a doctor.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I mean, I call him doctor.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

4.1s

...Laney met a doctor, and he's unattached.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.7s

-Well.... -Can I introduce you as doctor?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.1s

I went to the doctor today. I have mono.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.6s

What about my dream of dating a doctor?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Oh, there's a doctor right here. -No, there's not.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I thought the whole dream of dating a doctor was debunked?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I couldn't tell you. You know, I'm not really a doctor.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.7s

-Ben really wishes he could've helped. -I thought he was a doctor.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I'm sorry, Elaine. I always knew that after I became a doctor...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Lookit. I'm dating a doctor, and I like it. Let's just move on.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.8s

So do most doctors like ER, or do you guys just think it's fake?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

2.3s

-The who? -The tobacco companies.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-The guy with the lizard? -Yes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

3.3s

"Winnie-the-" blank.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

1.8s

The Portuguese waitress?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...that will illuminate the mind and dazzle the eye.