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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Yeah. One of my favourites.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...from a conversation with one of my relatives.

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...and one of the characters would be based on you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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You bump into one of my relatives, Sorry, Uncle Leo...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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And one more thing:

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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You got the tallest man in the world. A guy who's just a head.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I'm sorry. Excuse me one second.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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There was one great scene with the chef.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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The parakeet in the mirror. That is a good one, Stu.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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You can do it on one condition.

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Salsa is now the number-one condiment in America.

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- The one your parents gave you? - It never works.

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And you're the manager of the circus.

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The development of the perforation. The first six-pack.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- Why? - Because of the day before.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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First of all...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I, for one, am not going to compromise my artistic integrity.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Story is the foundation of all entertainment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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But only by the grace of God.

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- I didn't know you have a motorcycle. - Well, my girlfriend had one.