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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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I can't get a sublet, a guest room, a cot, nothing?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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Let a doctor put a balm on.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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Get me a café latte with a top.

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- Is that gonna be a problem? - Yeah, it's a problem.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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It's a clear violation of your rights as a consumer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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Hello, Maestro, how about a beer? Okay? So that's a fact.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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- Jackie. I mean, we got a chance? - Do we have a chance?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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Because he's a security guard.

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Jinx. Buy me a Coke.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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Well, he's still a conductor.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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So a maestro tells you to put a balm on, and you do it?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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- So you're gonna get him a chair? - Yeah. It's a question of what kind.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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It'll be a problem for them.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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...I'm gonna be a rich man.

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- Jerry, he's a conductor. - Oh, conductor?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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Why shouldn't he have a chair?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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- No. - Would you like a chair?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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Wait a minute. Poppie's from Tuscany.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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I'm a coffee drinker. If I was on that jury, I wouldn't give you a nickel.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E03 The Maestro

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And no dirty looks. If I want a café latte, you give me a café latte.