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Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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A computer.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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Or a nectarine. I would love a nectarine.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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I'm a man.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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It takes a long time to become a man.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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...they ambushed me with a box of Grade A's.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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The loser gets fired, the winner gets a Waterpik.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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Well, this kid's not just a man, he's a man's man.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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Well, if I'm not a man, then this whole thing was a sham.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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But I'm a man. The rabbi said so.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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Doctor gave me a relaxation cassette.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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What is that, a new bit?

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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- He's a man. - Oh, congratulations, Adam.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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You got a problem with that?

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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No, you are not a man.

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This is a place of business.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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Sorry, I'm fixing a screen door in the Bronx.

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Come on. Lend me a hand with the computers?

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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Elaine, shiks-appeal is a myth. Like the yeti...

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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Adam, you don't become a man overnight.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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I'm gonna teach these kids a lesson.