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Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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You know what? It doesn't matter, because I quit.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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- I don't know what's happening to me. - It's simple.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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- Signal? What signal? - I don't know, I'll yell hoochie mama.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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Patty won't call me back. I don't know if I can live without her.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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Yeah, I know. By the way, could you do me a favor...

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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You know what, if you want a computer, call me. I gotta go.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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You know, all these years...

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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- ...you blow. - What do you know?

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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I know what it means. But what does being a shiksa have to do with it?

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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You know, I've never seen you mad.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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You know, a member of my congregation...

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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You know he was in a mental institution?

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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For example, did you know that rabbis are allowed to date?

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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I care.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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You know, if you don't bring a guest, they save on catering.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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Jerry, I did it. I beat Braun.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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Yeah, I love going to the country.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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I buy the computers myself, I store them in your apartment.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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Dad, do you know what it takes to compete with Microsoft and IBM?

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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You know, you should tell your dad that " serenity now" thing doesn't work.