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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Vomiting is not a deal-breaker.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- Why not? - I'm not pitching a show about freaks.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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We'll be a little late. I'm not taking a cab.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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This is a can't miss.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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How is that a show?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- Kramer's having a party? - No. No, he's not having a party.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- What is this, a joke? - No joke. What? A joke?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- Is that with a Y? - No.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...it is a social faux pas...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- Give give me a last name. - I'm not-

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- ... of a character based on me. - Why not?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...you received a phone call, did you not?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Not the once-a-week for 80 bucks. No. You need a team.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...is to preserve a brain whose judgment is so poor...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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This is a pretty bad deal for Kramer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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You're that friend. All we need is a reason...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- The circus? - Oh, come on. This is a great idea.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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So everybody I know is a character on the show.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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The parakeet in the mirror. That is a good one, Stu.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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This is a great way to go through life, isn't it?