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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

4.5s

This is not a school play. This is not a baggy-pants farce. This is a bris!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3s

And he's not a pig-man, is he?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3.2s

"Oh, look, a man is flying. A man is flying!"

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.5s

We're performing a bris here, not a burlesque show.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3.3s

A mohel? What the hell is a mohel?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.7s

I'm taking a cab home. I can't take this anymore.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

1.7s

We're not talking about a manicure.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3.1s

A mohel is the person that performs a circumcision.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

1.8s

Yes, well, that is a shame.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

1.7s

At a hospital, the treatment is to lie in a bed.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3.5s

A lot of people have a nose like this. They're not necessarily pig-men.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3.9s

People, people. Compose yourself. This is a bris!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.8s

Nice circumcision, but it's not supposed to be a finger.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

4.4s

No, he's not. He's just a fat little mental patient.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3.9s

Yes. A shame. That is exactly how I would put it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3.6s

There was a half man, half pig in that room over there. Now, where is he?