What a great year for the Dundies !

Having a bathroom is a privilege, it is called a ladies-room for a reason,

And we heard Michael change the lyrics to a number of classic songs, which for me,

talk to you for a second about that.

and there's really nothing for you to do there, but the kid's having a really good time, so,

- It's a two and a half hour drive from New York Michael.

- You already had a party on May 5th for no reasons ?

You only have the budget for one office party a year so,

Let's give Michael a round of applause for MC-ing tonight because this is a lot harder than it looks,

please, please, do not drink and drive, because you may hit a bump, and spill the drink.

- And you also had a... - It happens once every billion years !

We got to see Ping, and we learned Michael's true feelings for Ryan, which was touching.

- Oh, that's a good idea. - And mine are at home, in a display case about my bed.

and it's the reason why comedy clubs have a 2-drink minimum.

- And the tsunami relief fund raiser with somehow lost a lot of money

The Dundies are kind of like a kid's birthday party, and you go,

And here we have Stanley the manly, now Stanley is a Dundee Allstar, aren’t you Stan ?

and if you cannot behave like ladies, well then you are not going to have a bathroom.

I've a few more Dundies to give out tonight, but I'm just gonna cut it short, and rapid up.