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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

2.4s

Not a third of an apple. Not a half of a banana.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

1.7s

...of you buying a whole can.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

4.6s

- Sort of a mooching inventory. - No, not mooching.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

2.6s

Seven. Seven periods of school. Seven beatings a day.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

2.4s

- ... because of my neck. - Didn't you get a glimpse?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

3.4s

When you pierce the skin of a piece of fruit, you've bought the whole fruit.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

2.1s

- It's half a pound of turkey. - I can't eat that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

2s

Bring a group of friends. I just wanna see you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

3s

- Is this your half a can of soda? - Nope, that's yours.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

3.3s

Each of you seemingly has a legitimate claim to the bicycle.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

3.9s

- Why? What's your beef? - You cannot buy half a can of soda.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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Or does she have a c/oset fu/ of these /ik e Superman?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

4.5s

Three days. Well, maybe you caught her on the cusp of a new wash cycle.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

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Yeah, it's a beautiful name for a boy or a girl.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

1.9s

It's a verbal contract. We had a deal.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

1.3s

He's a genius.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

3.3s

...to some assurance of reliability?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

2.4s

...of the body's natural pressure points.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

3.2s

- Especially a girl. Or a boy. - I don't think so.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E13 The Seven

2.7s

I got a great name for our kids, a real original.