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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.5s

Seems like a lot of pride there. A lot of tradition.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3.9s

When he went in for a swim, my sons and I took all his stuff...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.7s

Wow, that's a lot of potatoes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

1.6s

You've really lost a lot of hair.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.6s

You have lost a lot of hair.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3.6s

...and click, I snap me a shot of a bare-chested Kruger.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.1s

...for a couple of days and get it airbrushed.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2s

Oh, we're gonna need a case of Kaiser Rolls.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.6s

Look at that, huh? That's a hall of famer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

1.7s

I look like I had a beard of bees.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.4s

I got a piece of my heel stuck in the slicer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

2.5s

And just get a picture of him with his shirt off.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3.3s

Hey, I wonder if they have a picture of my rash in here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

4.3s

So finally I gave him a fake address and got the hell out of there.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

1.6s

A joke.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

1.2s

A revenge date?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3.3s

A real dermatologist?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

4.3s

I know. The only way to fix it now is to get a whole new photo of Kruger.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

3.2s

But it's not a photograph. I need a photograph.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E07 The Slicer

1.7s

I enjoy the challenge of medicine.