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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

2.9s

I never heard of a semitractor-trailer.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

2.5s

You're just a marvel of organization.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

2.1s

It's some kind of a diverticulitis.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

1.9s

Of course. I'm a very accessible man.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

2.8s

A lot of times, I'll mix the two together. Make a vanilla-fudge.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

2.1s

...but I've given this a lot of thought, Jerry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

3.3s

Jerry, that's a breach of the dry cleaners' code.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

3.3s

I've seen a lot of two-headed tigers with knees.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

3.3s

I would give up red meat just to get a glimpse of you in a bra.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

2.7s

So you're having sex, then all of a sudden you blurt out:

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

3.1s

...but I need a dry-cleaning ticket that's in the pocket of those pants.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

3.4s

I had a bout of that myself one time, knocked me right on my ass.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

1.1s

Wait a minute.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

4.2s

- So you got a $25,000-a-year raise? - Yes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

3s

If you are a waiter or a waitress and you see me in a restaurant...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

2s

It's like- I'm thinking of something...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

2.2s

- Not that I'm aware of. - No.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

2.2s

Let me see. Piece of cake.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

2.3s

Why does a man wanna see a woman in fur?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

1.2s

That's a 180, George.