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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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And a bit of a tramp, if you ask me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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And a slice of devil's food cake.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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And it's a waste of my talent. It's just a little burning.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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So it's more of a relationship problem than the final destination of your soul?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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They ground the head down to about the size of a softball.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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...but by the end, it's buried under a pile of gaffes and bad puns.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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A scar?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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A tractor.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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She's not a me. I'm a me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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I, a customer, and she, a coquettish haberdasher.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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I'm a comedian.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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A Jesus fish.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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Not a lot.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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...kind of over-smoothed it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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This is the Hamlet of diseases.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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The haunting memories of lost love.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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Cirrhosis of the liver with jaundice.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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Hands a little smelly?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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-Wait a minute. -What?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E16 The Burning

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...having a good time.