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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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Maybe I'll get a steak with French-fried onion rings.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E15 The Suicide

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...and all of the models went down there.

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A man is lying here unconscious and you're afraid of him?

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If it was one of those in-and-out comas, maybe.

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And not fatty duck either, but juicy, tender breasts of duck.

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The stage was on a cliff and the audience...

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...mountains of duck.

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...only with the silver dollars and the pizza dough over the eyes.

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...in the first 24 hours, get everything out of my place and put it in storage.

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So we're in the room and she's trying to get me to kiss her in front of him.

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You should be ashamed of yourself. I want you out of here.

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...he's thrilled. He got out of the coma.

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No, more like the Three Stooges at the end of every movie.

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...is the people that try and commit suicide...

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See, that's the beauty of the coma. It doesn't matter what you do.

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- Have you thought about me? - Of course.

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What kind of a man are you?

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Who are these Stooges you speak of?

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And you'd really be listening, you know...

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What's going on between you and Gina?