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The 40 Year Old Virgin (2005)

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and compromise the integrity of it.

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That's the long and short of it.

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When I look into the eyes of the children and the parents...

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And, you know, instead of saying:

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Today's forecast: Dark and cloudy, and chance of drive-by.

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and we move it out of here.

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And then I'll give you a couple of mine and that way...

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And one of them exploded on my balls.

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Yeah, and one of them has a kid.

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And one of her kids has a kid.

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# This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius #

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# This is the dawning of the age of Aquarius #

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you know, the mayonnaise and the onions and paprika...

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and then you call them a bunch of times...

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Questions, be cool, and be kind of a dick.

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And I had one of my condoms on still.

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and made love to the arches of her feet. All right.

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# The age of Aquarius #

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because it hadn't happened yet. And I got kind of...

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for the price of "on the house."