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Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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You can't. It's impossible.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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That's two long-distance calls I've made to you. Why can't you...?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- You can't do that. - Why not?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- Okay. - Why can't you sit in the middle?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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What was I supposed to do, say no? I can't do that to someone.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- You can't eat that. Take that back. - I'm not taking it back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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You can't go by the audience. It was late, they were terrible.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- Yes. - You talk to him?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Do I have to break up with her in person? Can't I do it over the phone?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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But eventually, you have to come back with:

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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George, I want you to taste this cantaloupe.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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It's all set up for you to wait.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I think you absolutely have to say something to this guy. Confront him.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Are you sure you want to talk about this? I sure don't.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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- It's a scam. Who told you to do that? - It was embarrassing to me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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You gotta go to my chiropractor. He's the best.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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I don't know why you don't go to Joe's.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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Why would George want to deprive you of pleasure?

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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...because you don't have to be home on time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S02E01 The Ex-Girlfriend

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So I said to him... I said, You little phoney.