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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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- I can't remember my lines. - Just relax, you'll be fine.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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- Remember when you auditioned? - Yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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And I remember you- You were eating some of the raisins.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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- What do you mean? - I can't act.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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I told you these stand-ups can't act.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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Can't you at least die with a little dignity?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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- You didn't go? - No, and now I can't get it back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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You know what you ought to do?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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...you have to do to get male attention.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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What happened to you yesterday?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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You want to hit fooledmore.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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Do you want me to?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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Yes, I know, and I- I- I just- I can't get you out of my mind.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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Good talking to you, Tom. Really.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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So you going to the taping?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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I'm caling to let you know...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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- Good to see you. - Hi, Peggy.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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Now, this means to the average person, if you have to go to a funeral...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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God isn't out to get you, George.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E23 The Pilot (1)

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Oh, Donald, you used to like him.