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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...and the part obsessed with sex.

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George, I can't have sex.

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Once he passes the test, you'll have sex and you'll be fine.

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Oh, my God, you had sex.

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So you're never gonna have sex again?

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Lookit. Are we gonna have sex or not?

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To a woman, sex is like the garbage man.

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-You had sex with Louise. -No, the Portuguese waitress.

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But with no-sex Louise, this previously useless lump...

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Oh, yes, you are. We'll just stop having sex.

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I stopped having sex with Ben three days ago...

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But now, no sex, it's like a garbage strike.

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The no-sex thing is having the reverse affect on you.

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But ultimately you're gonna choose in favor of sex, right?

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-What? What is with all these books? -I stopped having sex.

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-ln early Euclidean geometry they-- -George, I have to have sex.

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You're no longer preoccupied with sex, so your mind is able to focus.

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...there was a pretty good chance I was never gonna have sex again anyway.

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And you were integral.

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...that will illuminate the mind and dazzle the eye.