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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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- Good morning. - Good morning.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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- She's too good. - Too good?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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You know, because you're such a good person...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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No, you said I was a good person...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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...you don't think, Oh, they must have been listening real good.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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You don't know what I use for birth control, do you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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Well, I'm walking for charity. What are you doing?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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...for a speedboat.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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Well, I admire you for joining the fight against AIDS.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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I can't get a good grip. You gotta do it like a bag of chips.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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Just for these Sponges?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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Why do you have to do that for? Who cares about your pant size?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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- What? - Thanks again for last night.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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Well, we've gone out several times. We obviously have a good rapport.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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And if I can speak frankly, I'm actually quite good at it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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Just once, for the make- up sex.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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Run down your case for me again.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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- Isn't that what the Sponges are for? - Yes.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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What does a poet need an unlisted number for?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E09 The Sponge

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Oh, no, no. No, condoms are for single men.