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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...next, you're being bumped in high schools, colleges, trade schools.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I'm serious, Elaine. I went to med school...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Like fire in a school is such a big deal.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Got lost? We went to school here for three years.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I heard what happened at the school. They can't bump you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...that little flap out there at the junior high school assembly.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Now, why would a junior high school wanna screw with my head?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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And it is already in the school paper. They cancelled Rick James.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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You know, kind of.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Of course, absolute zero.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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Fascinating turn of events.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...and we're out of time.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...into the ashbin of society.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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The last couple of days my mind has been kind of, you know...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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...your brain consists of two parts.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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That's the dream of becoming a doctor.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-Can I have a piece of that? -No.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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-That's Ohio, Jerry. -I've heard of Ohio, Katie...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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What about my dream of dating a doctor?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E09 The Abstinence

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I calculated my odds of ever getting together...