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Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3.8s

- A pig-man? - A pig-man. Half pig, half man.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

1.5s

- Where is he?! - Half what?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3.6s

There was a half man, half pig in that room over there. Now, where is he?

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3.6s

We want you to kind of lean against a doorjamb for seven to 10 days.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.5s

Attended the finest schools on the eastern seaboard...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

4.9s

Why you chose the absolute edge so half the glass is hanging off the table.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

4.5s

This is not a school play. This is not a baggy-pants farce. This is a bris!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.1s

You should be ashamed of yourself, both of you.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.4s

Get out of my way!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.2s

...to be the godparents of Steven.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.4s

- He's lying! - All right, enough of this.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

1.9s

I've been to a few of them.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2s

Another great spot in front of the hospital.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

1.7s

Nice. You picked a hell of a mohel!

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3.9s

They're probably creating a whole army of pig warriors.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3.4s

Now, of course, I can't help but feel that...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3.4s

...and taking in the whole scope of the situation...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3.1s

...of his parents just standing there while some stranger...

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

3.7s

...we're here to perform the mitzvah of the bris.

Seinfeld (1993) - S05E05 The Bris

2.1s

Bits of broken glass you can never get up.