Oh, this is Nancy.

Is his name Bobo?

What the hell is this, a ferret?

Oh, and who is this?

Uh, well, this is my date.

Outside of donating plasma, that is.

I think the booze is over there.

Yeah, I think pretty much every guy here is.

Chris, that just means the play is about to start.

You know, kid, this whole thing is starting to nauseate me.

You know, breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

I gotta tell you though, the John I'm with is a total nightmare.

You know, I am more convinced than ever that this broad is rotting your brain.

And may I add that your perfume is quite pleasant and doesn't in the least bit smell like stagnant dishwater.

I mean, all you gotta do is pick up young, attractive debutantes at their homes and take them to plays.

I hate to start the night off with a complaint, but this is not the escort experience that I paid for.

You know, all I gotta do is, you know, clean her pipes a couple of times a day, and she rewards me with a dazzling array of cash and prizes.

Geez, I've never seen so much crap in all my life.

Boy, it's funny, things just happen so fast in my life.

Ma'am, I'll gladly refund all your money and even clean your bathroom if you'll only spare me the ugliness that I think is about to happen.