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Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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Charlie, I have a 10-year-old son.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

2.8s

It worked for Romeo and Juliet,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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Charlie, you cannot use my son to pick up single mothers.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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Give Gloria a chance for a little quiet time before

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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Anything for the kids.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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That's not what a play date is for.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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It's really important for a woman your age.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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Jake, for the last time,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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Yeah. Except for us. 12-2.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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Okay. This is new for me.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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- I'm sorry? - Could I talk to you for a minute?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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Anything for the kids. They're our future.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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And I designed a logo,

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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Did Judith leave your brother for another woman?

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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Ernie loves the beach. Thanks for inviting him.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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Ernie, for God's sake, you're killing me here.

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I'm thinking of calling it "Just For Kicks. "

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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All right, well, nowadays, women pay for dinner.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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But it seems to be working for me.

Two and a Half Men (2003) - S01E05 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump

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Why don't I go upstairs, throw up and sleep in my clothes for 12 hours?