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Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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Don't call him a son of a bitch, he's not a son of a bitch.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

1.5s

Do me a favor and change it for me.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

2.9s

We're not getting married! You happy now, you son of a bitch?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

3.2s

- And then something for the wedding? - Then something for the wedding.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

2.7s

I need a credit card and I'll get this all rolling for you.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

3.3s

- Something... - Blue blazer and a red tie and a white shirt?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

3.1s

Larry, can I have a word with you for a second?

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

2.1s

And then have a nice bagel.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

1.6s

We have a house, and chairs.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

2.1s

Let's just stop and get out and take a look.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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- I didn't even- - A mitzvah for my family, thank you.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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- You think that's a good look? - I think it's a good color for me, yeah.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

3.2s

I came up here for the tape, and thank you, but I...

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

2.4s

Khakis and a blue blazer would be wonderful.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

4.4s

Yes, you need a traveling outfit, you need something for the baptism.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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I need for you to be a Christian before I marry you.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

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I wrote it seven and a half years ago!

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

2.4s

Doesn't have a wife, and his parents are dead.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

2.8s

That'd get you in by about 2:00, and that should work for you.

Curb Your Enthusiasm (2000) - S02E09 The Baptism

2.8s

You don't have to take a bow for it, I'm just telling you.