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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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But I'm not.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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So, I'm gonna steal another one and then I'm gonna return it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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I'm not eating anything in the vicinity of that book.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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Well, there's only way to settle this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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I'm the one who sent him to Thailand in search of low-cost whistles...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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Not underpants.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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We'll start out with one.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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...and I'm the office....

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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The one she danced at last year.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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Hi, I'm Zach.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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Hi. I'm miserable.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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I'm all set.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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I'm going in.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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-I'm an old man. I'm confused. -You're under arrest.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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I'm gonna hit the head.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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Now, I'm the office skank.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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-Why not? -It's been flagged.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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So which one of us is gonna pull?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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You're better at fake relationships than real ones.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E17 The Bookstore

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I'm an old man. I'm confused. I thought I paid for it.