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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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Who says I'm not bitter?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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They're not interested in confining themselves to one person.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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...but so insecure about not being a good one...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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- Why? - No. I'm not going to do that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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But, I'm telling you, if I'm not married by the time I'm 40, I'll have to kill her.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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...that they always go, I'm not good enough for you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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...out of their head one by one...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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- Are you calling me a liar? - I'm calling you one if you are.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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I'll take one.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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Because it's the only fair thing to do.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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I hate the good ones.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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The mediocre ones are available...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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- So hopelessness is the key. - It's my only hope.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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They play one against the other.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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Is Jerry a good one?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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She's not bitter.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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But I'm bitter.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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I almost made a date with one.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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It's one step away from personal ads.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E16 The Fix-Up

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The problem is that the good ones know they're good.