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Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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Sure, I'm not funny anymore...

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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Okay, Jerry, enough. I'm not buying it.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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- Well, I'm not. - Yes, you are. Liar.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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But the only reason you like me is because I'm a shiksa.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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- Morning, Dad. - I'm not Dad in the work place.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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I'm not apologizing. It was great. I told everyone.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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One percent? They can kiss one percent of my ass.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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Well, if I'm not a man, then this whole thing was a sham.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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...I owe you one.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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- Come here. - I'm already here. I'm here. I'm here.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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Only if you buy. I gotta make a sale.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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No? Why not?

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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No, you're not.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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Yeah, well, she had one too.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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I'm a man.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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That's simply not true.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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Not going to the Knick game.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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I think they have one percent over there.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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Hey, I'm flying first class.

Seinfeld (1993) - S09E03 The Serenity Now

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This time, I'm keeping it.