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Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate

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But I gotta run.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate

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Well, I gotta run.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate

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...which, for some reason, contained a running tape recorder.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate

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You just met the guy yesterday.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate

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What are you guys doing here?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate

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You believe this guy doesn't wanna have kids?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate

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Do you really think I'm wrong about this Wyck guy?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate

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-Yeah, of course. -A guy will say anything to a woman.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate

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Once told a woman I enjoy spending time with my family.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate

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Why can't I be a soul mate?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate

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You have feelings for him? We're soul mates.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate

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You know, I can now bite my fingernails so evenly...

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate

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...I don't even need to use a clipper anymore.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate

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But it's a pleasure to use clippers.

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Why gnaw away like a mental patient when we have this elegant device?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate

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What if you're in prison?

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate

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-You don't think they give clippers? -No, it's like a weapon.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate

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You know what's really a weapon, that big toenail.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate

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You let that grow for a month, take it in the shower, it's like a shiv.

Seinfeld (1993) - S08E02 The Soul Mate

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I love prison.