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Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- Remember Jack and Doris? - Nice to see you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Having a good time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Know what I'll do next time?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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We're going. We'll be back in time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- Get ready. - We got plenty of time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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I've heard you do that dog routine three times already.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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He talks about it all the time. He goes on and on...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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...to a vegetable. It could just take right off at any time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- It was a gift. - Because a lot of times I write in bed...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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The shoes have to match the pocketbook.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- The lake isn't real. - The lake is real.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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...with one of the ladies at the pool.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Is it the humidity? Is it the Muzak?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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What's the matter?

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- What? - The pen.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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The air conditioner.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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Take the pen and the Scotch tape and get the hell out of here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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So, that's $17.10, and the tax and the tip.

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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...because by not fixing the crack in the sidewalk...

Seinfeld (1989) - S03E03 The Pen

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- Call the airlines again. - What happened to the Scotch tape?