Oh, yeah, right, honey, and I'm the Goodyear Blimp.

Look, there are letters running across my rear.

What are you doing here, Chris?

Well, I tracked you down all day because I wanted to... Oh, wait, it'll come to me.

Oh, yeah, I'm in love with you.

I've been in love with you since the moment I saw you.

It was like I was run over.

Chris, I did run you over.

You mean you felt it, too?

Don't you see it's fate, then?

We're meant to be together, to spend our lives together, to have babies together.

If someone would just tell us how that's done.

We'll live as one.

One heart.

One mind.

One ass.

Chris, I... Really, I'm very, very flattered, and you're very, very sweet, but... I feel that the best way to handle this is with total honesty, and... Well, I'm just not attracted to you.

I'm sorry.

All right, I see how it is, huh?

Miss run him over, save his life, and leave him, huh?