The bank's been robbed, the town is dry "We'II die of thirst," the peopIe cry

l'll take that. Material evidence.

And don't mix up the two.

"Prospecting Permit."

What's this?

-lt's gone! The water's all gone! -What'd he say?

Dr Marx! l'm on fire! Embrace me!

He said the bank's been robbed!

You came back.

Dysfunctional family. Need intervention.

We are gathered here today to immortalise in song

the life and untimely death of a great legend.

-Rango. -So sit back, relax,

and enjoy your low-calorie popcorn and assorted confections

while we tell you the strange and bewildering tale of a hero

who has yet to enter his own story.

Crunchy, creamy, cookie, candy, cupcake.

Okay, everybody, let's take it from the top.

The stage is set, the night moist with apprehension.

Alone in her chamber, the princess prepares to take her own life.