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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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And no one will ever see you again.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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Jerry, one of your friends came by...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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All right, calm down, everyone. No one's canceling any mail.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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No, you said a mailman I know, and you're a mailman I know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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I need one of those old-looking phones.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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-Quick. Get in. -Oh, no, no, no.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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I know you know, but you don't know what I know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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Please. At their age that's like swallowing stun grenades.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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-You don't like the van? -No, no, no. It's just hypothetically.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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But you don't know the half of what goes on here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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-Couldn't get Kramer's blood out of it? -No. The engine clotted.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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Can I have one?

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No woods.

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No, wait.

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-I don't wanna trade. -No, no, no. You don't have to.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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No Chinese leftovers.

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Oh, no, the woods, the hole.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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Oh, no, no, no. I don't think you get me. I want out. Permanently.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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-I gotta go to the park. -No. No, you don't.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E05 The Junk Mail

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No, no. I-- I just want us to be...