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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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There's no vomit sympathy-card section of the store, you know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Yeah. One of my favourites.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- What kind of stories? - Oh, no. No stories.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- No. - Well, now you know how I feel.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...to see a bunch of people that have no cars, no TV, no phone...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...from a conversation with one of my relatives.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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You wear it well. You know, there's no words...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- Oh, no, no. It's okay. - Oh, no, no, no.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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No. No! No! Nothing happens!

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- I didn't know you have a motorcycle. - Well, my girlfriend had one.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...and one of the characters would be based on you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...I know plenty of people in Hollywood too.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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You bump into one of my relatives, Sorry, Uncle Leo...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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No!

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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No.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- No story? - No, forget the story.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Oh, no, I've been kind of busy, that's all.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- Did you put it someplace? - No, no, no.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I said- I said, Get out of here. No story?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

3.1s

So we could see all the toilet-paper advancements through the ages.