I feel like such a loser.

He was offensive.

He was obnoxious.

He was disgusting.

Do you want me to go on?

Once he wanted me to approve a contest

where he would give a new toilet

to the listener with the largest bowel movement.

On the air.

I mean, you can imagine the logistics of that.

Howard Stern: You know, when I look back on this moment in my life,

I really wanted it to work.

I wanted this to be the biggest moment

in the history of entertainment. I'm not kidding.

I wanted everyone to wake up the next morning

talking about me, Howard Stern.

That's the kind of thinking, though,

that usually gets me into trouble.

John Stamos: I'm here to introduce the next presenter.

Believe me, a lot of people refused to introduce this guy,