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Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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This would be good, but it'd be the same.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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All right. I'll be back.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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So will there be many late nights?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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What's supposed to be so attractive about fur?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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...is she gonna be in the spokesmodel category?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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I think I'd be a real asset here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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What would he be doing wearing your jacket?

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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Well, you know, to be honest, sir, my-

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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She pretends to be a teacher. It's pathetic.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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I know what it's like to be strapped.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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And now someone's gonna be taking messages for me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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...would be very interested to know what's going on here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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She'd be better off making a sandwich and bringing it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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- Oh, and who might that be? - Some woman named Uma.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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- Twice. I wanna go twice. - All right, let's be reasonable, Bania.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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...would be if you were trying to sneak up on another animal.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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It looked just like the jacket I brought in to be dry-cleaned.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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But, Mr. Steinbrenner, how can I be expected to perform my job properly...

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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Think that smells good? Try being cooped up in one of those babies.

Seinfeld (1989) - S06E09 The Secretary

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...would be to undo the jacket then go around the back of the shirt.