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Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (2016) - S01E01 Mystery

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I'm a detective, a holistic detective,

Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (2016) - S01E01 Mystery

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I'm a detective,

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Well, no private detective looks like a private detective.

Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (2016) - S01E01 Mystery

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But if no private detective looks like a private detective,

Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (2016) - S01E01 Mystery

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I'm a private detective.

Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (2016) - S01E01 Mystery

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what is a "holistic detective"?

Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (2016) - S01E01 Mystery

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I'm a detective. I'm on a case.

Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (2016) - S01E01 Mystery

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You're a detective who doesn't find clues.

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You don't look like a private detective.

Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (2016) - S01E01 Mystery

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That's one of the first rules of private detection.

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as being detectable in the pattern and web of the whole.

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how does a private detective know what it is that he shouldn't look like?

Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (2016) - S01E01 Mystery

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Yes, I was awake.

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I've been awake.

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Where are you? It's time.

Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (2016) - S01E01 Mystery

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I'm...

Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (2016) - S01E01 Mystery

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I'm on my way, is where I am,

Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (2016) - S01E01 Mystery

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and almost there already,

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so everything's great.

Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (2016) - S01E01 Mystery

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Good morning, Buttercup!